italian postcards
(a couple of summers in the Tuscan mountains)

 

 

August 17-18, 2000


My folks, who have been visiting with us these past few days, are scheduled to leave on the train back to Firenze (Florence) on the morning of the 18th. So, it being their last day here, we figure we better show them some things that are representative of, or unique to, this part of Italy, which is known as Lunigiana.

In the morning we visit the Castello del Piagnaro in Pontremoli which houses the Museo delle Statue Stele Lunigianesi (Museum of Stele Statues). The statues are actually menhir which were found over the decades as local folks cleared their land to plant or build their homes. (One of the statues was actually used by a farmer as a cornerstone or something when he built his farmhouse -- he chisled the date into it before the archeologists came, chastized him, and confiscated the slab.)

The menhir are primitive -- prehistoric, really, dating back as early as 2400 B.C. The later ones get a little more sophisticated, but for the most part they're just variations on these shown on the left. There's one in patricular, though, that has become something of a local icon. It's the one shown above right.

Its likeness is used by several local businesses in their logos. Some say it looks like a mushroom, others a moon. I find it has a curious appeal. My mother and I buy spray-painted, terracotta replicas of it in the gift shop: my mom buys a dozen; I buy only one. Which of my friends will be the lucky recipient of such a precious souvenir? I'll have to give it careful thought. If one of you really, really wants it, e-mail right away -- first come, first served.

After the usual noon routine (cook a huge meal, spend two hours eating it, spend another two hours sleeping it off), we head down past Pontremoli to Ponticello, where the annual Mestieri del Borgo (Crafts of the Village) festival is taking place.

Ponticello is a small village south of Pontremoli and every year they hold a festival showing what peasant life was like in earlier times. Of course, "earlier times" is pretty loosely defined. While we were in the main square watching these folk dancers perform (at right), we heard an announcement that there was going to be a threshing demonstration out in the fields. We ran to check that out only to discover a gigantic threshing apparatus, circa 1938, hooked up to a generator, spitting straw out all over the spectators.

There wasn't much else to see: the usual ladies showing off embroidery and needlework, a retail display of bee products and mushrooms. There was an exhibit of local cooking, though, and the main feature was the testaroli I described in an earlier postcard (at left).

This is the cast-iron pan used to cook many typical dishes. It's called a testi and you need a hearth to use it. You set it over hot coals (imagine, guys, setting your testi over hot coals), place the stuff to be cooked inside it, then cover it up and shovel more hot coals over it. It bakes unlike anything I've even seen. Renato's aunt all have one -- they use them in outdoor kitchens.

Other things that can be prepared in a testi: stuffed zucchini flowers, spinach and herb pie, and pattona (another gummy pancake-like thing).

I suppose it's because the temperature gets so much higher that the food tastes so much better when it's cooked in a testi. It's a shame that using them is going the way of the dinosaurs. In another generation I'm sure the only place we'll see them is at festivals like these.


Testi

My parents and I travel to Firenze, where they must catch a flight to Paris around noon. We arrive at 8:30, starving, and do something we would never normally do, even in NYC: we eat breakfast at McDonalds! But there's no place else to get what we think of as breakfast in all of Italy. Here we usually just have a roll or a piece of focaccia and some coffee, but we left Pontremoli by train at 6 a.m. and now we need something more substantial to tide us over until lunchtime. Egg McMuffins fit the bill, and nothing gets lost in the translation.

I put my parents in a cab to the airport and make my way toward the Duomo where I know better than to attempt going inside. This time it has nothing to do with the dress code. Firenze is swarming with tourists.

Anyway, I'm not here to go sightseeing -- I'm here to shop. August brings not only tourists but magnificent sales, and I want to find a gift for Kati C. who is back in New York taking care of my beloved mutt, Musetta. I would like to buy her something from Mandarina Duck, where Georgia went wild the year before. But I can't seem to remember where the store is.

I remember how to get there from the Arno, so I head that way and then work my way back to the station. Below is a shot of the Arno and the Ponte Vecchio. I'm reminded of something my dad told me about Mark Twain's take on the Arno. (Mark Twain wrote Italian postcards much better than mine. You can read them in his book "Innocents Abroad.")

"It would be a very plausible river if they would pump some water into it. They all call it a river, and they honestly think it is a river, do these dark and bloody Florentines. They even help out the delusion by building bridges over it. I do not see why they are too good to wade."

Well, I wind my way down every street in Florence and finally end up right back where I started, without so much as glimpsing a Mandarina Duck. However, the place I find myself is my favorite place in the city -- the piazza in front of Santa Maria Novella (above right).

It's in this church that Cliff Robertson is mesmerized by a woman he thinks is the reincarnation of his dead wife in "Obsession," one of the worst movies Brian De Palma ever made.

Leonardo Da VInci Giotto Michaelangelo
Machiavelli Dante Aleghieri Amerigo Vespucci

I finally find the store I'm looking for and make my purchase. Then on to other stores, other purchases. By mid-afternoon I'm wiped out and tapped out. I plop myself down in an outdoor cafe to sip a six-ounce iced tea for which I pay $4.00 U.S. (this is what tapped me out) and to watch the people come and go. The place people tend to be coming from and going to is the Uffizi, home of the greatest works of art on the face of the planet -- if you can find them. Every inch of wall space from floor to ceiling is so crammed with art and I find it difficult to maintain focus inside. But outside is the gallery of famous Italians, which I love. Plus, it's free -- and since I spent my remaining money on the iced tea I'm happy to take advantage of it.

Leonardo, Giotto, Michaelangelo: they stand scowling down, imperious, at the hot and cranky tourists, who have been waiting for three hours to get in and see the stuff they drew, painted, sculpted. The line (of statues, I mean -- not tourists, although it applies to them as well) goes on and on. When we run out of artists, there's no shortage of other famous Italians to include. On the bottom row, left to right, are some others whose work does not appear in the Uffizi (and maybe not in any other museum) but without whom the world would not be what it is today: Nicolo Machiavelli, Dante Aleghieri, Amerigo Vespucci. Great men, no doubt, and I wonder if any of them ever paid such a high price for a cold drink.

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